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The new American age of racism: No more racists left and the math behind it

It’s official!

There are no more racists left in America.

While there are still a few pockets of white supremacists left, they are not really classified as racists anymore, but simply ignorant. If our schools did a better job of educating them, they would not be so stupid.

Even neo-Nazis like JT Ready show up to interviews with Mexican-Americans at their side, and they have brown people helping in their white supremacy movement… as mentioned before… ignorance.

So where did all the racists go?

President George W. Bush said in an interview that the lowest point of his tenure was when Kanye West said “George Bush does not care about black people.”

It doesn’t matter if the poor black neighborhood of the lower ninth ward was flooded to save other parts of town, it doesn’t matter that President Bush was on vacation and even warned about the magnitude of this coming hurricane , he had other things to worry about, like clearing brush from the farm he doesn’t even live on now, but instead now lives in a mansion in Dallas.

But more to the point, how can Bush be racist when he has Rice and Powell on his cabinet? George W. Bush has black friends! He is not a racist!

How about Hispanics?

Remember back in 1988 when the first President Bush introduced Reagan to his grandkids ?

Russell Pearce has at least one Hispanic and one black friend that support him, so he is clearly not a racist.

John Pedicone has two Hispanic assistant superintendents, so he is clearly not a racist.

Jon Justice likes Mexican sombreros, so he is clearly not a racist.

JT Ready and his neo-Nazis are actually saving Mexican lives out in desert when they patrol it, or so they say, so how can a white supremacist be a racist when he is saving brown people’s lives?

Oh yeah, and two words to seal the deal:

President Obama.

So let it be official, there are no more racists in the United States. With so much interracial mixing there are not even any “pure breeds” anymore, and even white supremacists buy and eat the food that Mexicans picked with their own hands, and people like Jon Justice support illegal immigration with their purchase of cheap foods, cheap hotels with immigrant room cleaners and landscapers, and you can listen to his radio show on your Asian-made radio in your cheap-construction-with-immigrant-labor-built cookie cutter homes.